- Breaking my leg again (May God have mercy!).
- Being lonely (I hate watching porn stars grow old).
- Hooking up with somebody and still feeling lonely (No, a joint is not a place).
- Hooking up and finding out that she is a man (I watched Transamarica over the weekend and it scared the living fuck out of me).
- Loosing mom (I dare not ask her if I’m in her list).
- Having children (As long as I don’t have to be in the labour room I think I would be sorted).
- 35 and still going to Clancys (Get the fuck outta here you old fart).
- 35 and not hooked up yet (You know, when I was 28 I thought this was bad but now I think you’re young till you’re 40. Arrrgh!!!).
- Getting married again (You know God is asking you to fuck off when he gives two moms-in-law in the same lifetime).
- Migrating (I hate cops who do their jobs)
- In the ocean with a Great White coming at me (This I don’t need to explain).
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
Eleven Things I Shit Bricks Just Thinking About.
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3 comments:
whatever happens i know you jus gonna be fine...as always
hehe ya i'm starting to think 40 is young too :) or at least i hope so !!
hehe...I like No.7.
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